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Messy Monday

Messy Monday is a Monday where you know you can find the latest mess.Created by IAmZoie it quickly became popular for many people! So go on and find the MESSY MONDAY!!!
Did you see Messy Monday? It’s was so good!
by i am zoie March 15, 2019
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messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion
Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!
by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010
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mossy bank

A pale moist vagina from the 20th century or before, which has not been cleansed nor penetrated in weeks. It gives off an odor that is not neccessarily unpleasing
Donna from that 70's show has a dank mossy bank.
by pileofbutts December 19, 2013
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mossy cleft

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft
by Sam W March 9, 2007
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messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
by notnops January 16, 2008
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messy hoe

A girl or group of girls who are considered to be unorganized,silly, and whores.
"Man, I can't believe those messy hoes know my name!"
by Wave748 February 12, 2006
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mossy

n.
1. a person of great integrity, resilience, sustainability; true blue, forever, dependable.
2. a bearer of enthusiasm, delight. a supporter of new life on the earth.
3. in ancient times, it has been said to be used as a name for a loving grandmother, always there to support the earth's little ones.

adj.
• like, similar to the moss of the earth, resilient, bringing forth new seeds of life, able to survive even when other living forms can't.
n. She was called Mossy, the one who delighted in all the young offspring. Mossy nurtured their bodies, their souls, and their dreams in a way that only a good grandmother could do!
adj. The mossy bank was always there. It held the moisture from the air even when all else what drying and dying off from the drought. Seeds blew to the mossy beds to grow their roots and start new life.
by mosswhisper September 4, 2013
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