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Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting)

There are three grades of Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting):

Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon”

Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod”

Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now”
by stallion10 January 12, 2009
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text mixed messaging

A. when the true meaning of a text message is lost because they are using an iPhone touch screen, short cuts or auto-text, resulting in the recipeints confusion or utter bafflement.
a: trn for bow
b: huh?

once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later
by rose saylavie August 12, 2009
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messyskins

hispanics who work in construction or something like that and get really dirty. they're probably illegal, so they can't get good enough jobs to afford to take a bath every day
"Take a bath, filthy messyskins! Ya stank!"
by Craig Depew January 2, 2009
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texticle messaging

the act of a person with testicles texting another person with testicles
Are you really still texticle messaging? You're such a faggot.
by Buffalo13 August 21, 2009
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Multi-Messaging

When you are messaging from more than one device at the same time.
James: Why are some of your messages coming through your phone and some are coming through Facebook?

Val: Because I have both my Mac and my iPhone in front of me. I'm multi-messaging!
by Val the Great August 19, 2012
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Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.
Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.
by Fekakta October 25, 2009
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