merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004

merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore

bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt

by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010

Merik

Often dark, mysterious, and extremely attractive, Merik is the kind of guy who girls lust after. Although he generally follows the rules, he is also well-known as the kind of person who will do anything for his family and friends no matter the costs. It is this fierce loyalty which causes girls to fantasize about the moment when his supple lips can meet theirs culminating in a shared moment of unbridled ecstasy.

Girl: I'd love to date Merik!
Guy: Shit, I just want to hang out with the bro!

by leah.cutie March 30, 2013

merkmobile

A vehicle that is used for shootings, usually gang related. Often has very dark tint.

Niggas got some 5% tint all around, straight up merkmobile.

by Beau Geezy June 2, 2009

merky

its discustingly good

that tune is merky

by ugonna August 26, 2003

merkeled

Raped, grooped

The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.

by Dj117 April 26, 2016

merck

To murder, kill, or otherwise destroy. Derived from the word "mercenary".

If that mothafucka look at me like that one more time, I'm gonna merck somethin'!!!

Jay: Yo Wally, nice haircut, asshole!
Wally: Fuck you bitch, I'll merck yo' ass.

by ACNY August 23, 2006