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Mercedez

A smart women who is playful but will be serious if u want hard to get super gorgeous great kisser very athletic worth keeping very loyal nice complexion beautiful smile
"Shes sexy thats gotta be a mercedez"
"Danmmm shes good thats a mercedez"
"That body shows its a mercedez"
"I need me a mercedez"
by Prince#12 July 30, 2016
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Mercer Vision

1. Viewing unattractive girls as attractive....Men have 1-10 scale for women the way they describe a girl to their friends. Mercer vision is a whole different scale in which an average girl may rank very high as well as an ugly girl may seem like an average girl on campus.....
In normal life a girl may be a 5/10, something not many would go near....but when on the Mercer campus that same girl may be a 7 or 8 out of 10.....

Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
by Try Again July 28, 2008
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Alex Mercer

One serious badass. Possibly THE MOST bamf superhero to date.

He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.

He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?

Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
Clueless Civilian: WHOA! Who the fuck is that guy??? He's fucking killing everybody walking on the street!!! HOLY SHIT! How did he smash that car with his bare hands? Wait...what the fuck, his hands turned into fuckin CLAWS?? OH MY FUCKING GOD those marines didn't stand a chance in hell! Oh shit...he's coming this way!!! UUUHHH! *dies*

Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
by Dr Grammar August 30, 2009
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Mekred

When one is intoxicated with copuis amounts of liqour, and acts out in outlandish ways i.e rapping, eMCeein' etc. One can achieve 'mekred' status by drinking for at least a 5 hour stint, with no break.

Mekred - also refers to rap group 'Mekred 5.4'
'yo blud, i got proper mekred last nite'
'blud, im so mekred right now, i gots to get ma stagger on'
by Ed-Evrest September 27, 2008
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Mercedes-Benz

One of the finest cars in the world. They are luxurious, reliable and beautiful. The name is a byword for quality, customer car and luxury. Unfortunately in the mid 1990s the company started cutting corners and the quality dropped.

Luckily Mercedes Benz has started making great cars again. Since 2007, the quality of their cars have drastically improved
There are two types of cars in the world, there are cars and there are Mercedes-Benz.

My W124 has never has ANY problems. It is still tight as a drum and runs like it is brand new after 18 hard years and 157,000 miles on the clock
by merc4life April 28, 2012
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mercedes

most beautiful girl in the world
who sucks at uno
and twirls her hair....
Mercedes is a mercedes.
by Tom janks December 9, 2008
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Mercedes

Refers to an aggressive, bold choice one makes. A choice that is aggressive in nature and style rather than aggressive in terms of force. Choices made by people who leave the people around questioning their sanity and marveling at their appetite for not giving a shit about social norms.
Pronounced: MER-SAY-DEES
Yo bro, you are an investment banker and you are leaving the office at 5pm? Dude, that's mercedes!
by Seihun June 2, 2007
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