mermaid hair

When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.

Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.

by sc00b July 19, 2009

mermaid tail

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.

Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.

by Emily Inez November 24, 2017

Mermer

A Mermer is like a merman but has just the mer part of the merman on both sides. It can not see and has a hard time moving due to having two tails.

"I dove deep into the water and there it was the Mermer flopping around like a fish out of water."

by GardensAreZoo4Plants October 11, 2020

Mermista

Here steps the girl named Mermista which Seahawk is crazyly inlove with.

And a fan of Mermysteries, which claims to be Sea-ra

The guys are introuble a seagull told me - Mermista

by Skelly belly bing bong May 24, 2021

mermaid emoji

Happy, sad and everything in between

🧜 mermaid emoji

by Vigilante or just V not vigina February 2, 2022

Gutter Mermaid

When you fuck a girl and drop a load in her, then she slips between the mattress and wall flopping around.

When I was done with Anna, I couldn’t find her but there she was stuck like a gutter mermaid.

by @tfresh September 17, 2020

space mermaid

a really hot eccentric girl, who always appears to be "spaced out"

"That artist Ragzy is such a space mermaid bro."

by Lego Wonderful May 9, 2023