Merkel

A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.

Various shades of Merkel exist all over the world, such as the May Merkel in the UK as one example.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Merked

When you rek a scrub in a 1v1

Get merked kid

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018

merkaba

A highly attractive individual capable of shape shifts on the internet, but cannot properly pronounce "both" or "wunderbar."

I spotted a wild merkaba drinking a single-origin coffee just this morning.

by itsgonnabeanodawg January 23, 2022

Merked

A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.

DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato

by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

meth merken

A fury domestic pet of a meth monster. Who is only seen about the house of tweakers.

"Did you see the meth merken go behind the couch?"

by skinkboy July 23, 2007

Merkendorfer

A person who takes advantage of elves.

-Did you see Franz last night?

-Ya what a merkendorfer!!

by Bamboozed July 14, 2011

Merdeboyantoodle

Alcohol enriched foods that get you all buzzed up and eventually shit faced. This word could be used to describe the following: Jello shots, vodka soaked fruits, and chicken injected with absinthe.

Originates from the french word for shit "Merde"

Guy #1: Marty didn't even drink at the party, and he's totally shit-faced!
Guy #2: He was totally munching on some merdeboyantoodle.
Guy #1: That will do it!

by OldManShmitty February 1, 2012