merch

This is a Florida originated word that means basically prove it

John- Yo jhit i jus beat dat leg amanda .
Tom- Yo ass cappin merch it.

by kari fn January 02, 2023

Merch

To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.

Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.

Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.

I merched. Now I have AIDS.

by BTYS February 05, 2010

Merch

noun.
1. Short for merchandise

2. Synonym for a dude's junk

3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.

Ben: "Ayyyye bruh i finally got my food, MERCH!"

Everyone else: "MERCH!"

by FinnaSmash55 October 14, 2017

Merch

Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.

If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!

by Lizicle December 23, 2008

Merch

Short for merchandise, usually sold online by youtubers

Check out my merch in the bio and make sure to cop some of that quick

by Hmhy July 12, 2017

Merched It

That fool threw a brick at my whip and he merched that shit on GD

Dis BDK I raised up my blick and emptied the damn clip hit that fool all up in his shit. That’s the last thing he ever did was merched it and threw it at my whip.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Merch

Pussy, vagina.

They havin' a merch eatin' contest.

by D money June 30, 2004