Merched

"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.

"You've just been Merched!"

by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010

merch

This is a Florida originated word that means basically prove it

John- Yo jhit i jus beat dat leg amanda .
Tom- Yo ass cappin merch it.

by kari fn January 2, 2023

Merched

Running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.

Jim is merched!

by geofffary August 15, 2010

Merch

Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.

If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!

by Lizicle December 23, 2008

Merched

Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"

Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.

"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"

by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013

Merched It

That fool threw a brick at my whip and he merched that shit on GD

Dis BDK I raised up my blick and emptied the damn clip hit that fool all up in his shit. That’s the last thing he ever did was merched it and threw it at my whip.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

merch

Combination merienda (afternoon snack) and lunch; usually served between noon and afternoon.

I merch during weekends.

by therapist032 August 28, 2010