Merfkin

a pubic wig.

Amelia: That burger tasted like pubes!

Fred: That wasn't a burger that was my merfkin!!!

by BrosephGoebels September 6, 2010

merkin niggas

1) niggas who wear fake pubes; 2) niggas who sell fake pubes to cancer patients and such; 3) niggas who make pubic wigs; 4) niggas who donate their pubes to make pubic wigs;. . . .see also "merkin"

them merkin niggas are makin mad money G, and their product always grows back!

by sjte5409 July 3, 2009

Meralis

the kind of woman that when her feet hit the floor in the morning the devil says "Oh crap, she's up!"!!!!

Watch out for her. She's a Meralis. You'll never keep up!

by Contagious Specialist April 20, 2009

merkin

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be

"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie December 9, 2008

merkinpeelism

The idea or theory related to beating, defeating, or killing an opponent in any given sport or game. Meaning that you have first "merked" them aka killed them, and then you have "peeled" them aka took them out of the game.

Chad: "How did you win that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I used standard merkinpeelism"

by Michael Rizzuto May 2, 2008

merkinhawk

A pubic wig fashioned in the shape of a mohawk.

That filthy hooker tried to cover her genital warts with a merkinhawk. Good thing I caught that bitch!

by joepike February 26, 2013

meralie

Meralie is the most beautiful girl you can get.. I mean she is complete perfection. Everything about her will make you undoubtedly fall In love with her. She is incredibly talented and if you are lucky enough to have her fall in love with you, she care about you, with all her heart. Beautiful, talented, sexy and just out right phenomenal. You will know a meralie when you see her!!

Wow I'm sure that's a meralie.

by Kyle_c_ November 30, 2013