menstrual cycle

The demonic cycle that goes on every month. Its when a woman spews vaginal juices and gets irritated REALLY easily... so dont fuck with them.

Bruno: Dude my mom was really pissed yesterday... she made me unclog the toilet!

Subject Q : thats gross, she was probably on her her menstrual cycle.

Bruno: I know right?!

by Test monkey May 30, 2009

menstrual cycle

The span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. During these days, woman cramp, ache, and bitch. The combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.

"Wow, Katie looks good today"
"U'r my fucking boyfriend Johnny!!! You like her more than me, I thought I meant something to you... You want her you can have her. You always talk about her I bet. Never talk about me to her I bet. Or to any of your friends. I bet you dont even think about me. *starts crying* I'm so sorry, i love you, never leave me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *Starts crying again*"
"Wow, I wish I had a menstrual cycle just like you!"

by the coolest kid EVERRR December 20, 2005

Menstrual track

A music track that you're really in to for about a month.

'I'm still really into this song, it's definitely a menstrual track'

by period song, zeitgeist, phase April 10, 2009

menstrualphobia

When someone fears everything having to do with a woman's menstrual cycle (most occurring in men).

Barbara had sent her husband to CVS for tampons but his menstrualphobia made him run passed the aisle as if he had forgotten.

Barbara was a horny dog on her period, but her husband had erectile dysfunction from his menstrualphobia.

by PrincessGaylordFocker December 11, 2016

Menstrual Stromboli

When you fuck a girl on her period, blow your load in her sauce hole and then eat it out!

Mmm ate Tina's menstrual Stromboli last night!

by Catinahadt April 12, 2016

menstrualingus

The delicate act of cunnilingus while she is on her period.

After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.

by SkulletBuster November 30, 2016

Menstrual Cycle

The coolest Motorbike name ever

Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!

by Nickcoolness :) October 5, 2008