menonpause

men-on -pause- this is the time period for women between the age of 35 49 that because of there age,looks,sexually preference they developed this deadly man hating disease,it inhibits the mind and body so that they loose total interest in men and put them on hold! because in the end they dont mind and it dont matter!

mom i saw jessie at the movies with maria kissing, dont worry she just going threw MENONPAUSE! IN A FEW WEEKS SHE BE OK!

by kittykitty643 October 28, 2011

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Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

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