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Melons

My bra size is 34DDD. I have big melons.
by DaisydukeDDD June 11, 2013
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Sweater Melons

(n.) Breasts.
by Jack Flash December 11, 2003
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Melts my butter

That Beyonce really melts my butter.
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Melons

Fruits, more commonly referred to BOOBS! Boobs are a wonderful fans inaction attracting men around the world like magnets. Girls with melons are the luckiest with large, firm, enticing BOOBS. Men around the would look for these melons.
Guy 1: did you see the melons on that girl?!!
Guy 2: yeah!! I'd like to juice those melons!!
by Softball17 December 25, 2012
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Armstrong Melons

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon
Yea she had some Armstrong Melons
by the other one 2 November 12, 2010
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wildin out your melons

"Hey did you just snuff that guy?"
"Yeah"
"You're wildin out your melons."
by Carolyndenadel September 10, 2013
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Like a pool of melons

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!
person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
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