melon

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.
by shou-chan August 09, 2003
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Melon

A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.
You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?
by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016
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melons

I got a pair of fresh melons to eat.
by 93n3r1c l33t157 March 15, 2005
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MELONS

big boobs which make men horny
italian ladies have big MELONS
by Mike Faraingdon April 07, 2010
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melonous

A girl with large, juicy, round breasts
Holy shit, that girls got some melonous tits.
by Whiffolint April 06, 2009
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melon

"One melon was larger than the other."
by x January 31, 2003
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Melon On

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon on.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his cock up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
by itsross May 05, 2008
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