melania

Can be a nice person but is mostly so self absorbed that she hurts everybody around her without knowing or excepting that she is doing so. She can be spiteful and hateful out of her own pains and usually doesn't care what other people think. She can also be someone to watch out for when it comes to your bf, she wants what she cant have and when she does have it she breaks it like an old toy. Beware or Melanias

Omg She is Such A Melania!

by SH2012 November 22, 2011

melania knauss

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008

melania

pertaining to black

1. The car was melania.

2. The dresser had a melania tint.

by melnea369 June 29, 2010

Melaniacholy

The emotional state of being in which a woman who agreed to a loveless sham of a marriage to a buffoonish real estate heir in exchange for untold wealth must now pretend to be some kind of goodwill ambassador, advocate for causes she knows little and cares even less about, face daily harsh media scrutiny and international humiliation due to her husband's infidelities, general misogyny and overall inability to truly understand anything, really.

Symptoms may include interrupting cabinet meetings to drunkenly ask the Secretary of Defense if the Pentagon has invented a time machine yet.

Me: "Did you watch the SOTU?"
You: "No."
Me: "Me neither, but I heard the First Lady seemed filled with a certain Melaniacholy."

by Joestatler January 31, 2018

melania karina

Mexican female raised in the USA, skinny hard headed bombshell, in fact her head is as hard as a olmec head, hard to move, not even time will change it , she rarely looses her cool and when confronted she denies everything and pretends that everything is fine. She won't speak Spanish even when she says she loves her hispanic heritage. She almost lost her Virginity once with her mexican ex boyfriend but now, she is saving the rest for an all american soldier boyfriend because she dreams of having 10 half white babies and also hopes to change her immigration status.

Melania Karina's dad won't teach her how to drive because her boyfriend can take her anywhere she wants.

by TabascoSauce February 18, 2019

Melania

Melania is a good friend and seems very kind at first. Once you get to know her and her character traits you can't really handle it. She gets mad over really small dumb things. She always wants to be the center of attention. Likes stealing people bestfriends. She wants for people to know her and hangs out with popular people to get fame. She will randomly stop talking to you and say that she won't force anyone to talk to them when she was the one that stopped talking to that person lmfao. She's greedy and selfish. Gets annoying a lot. At some point she becomes a fake friend because she she turns all her friends into like her slaves. Tells them what to do and if they don't do it she gets mad and stop talking to them until they apologize. Not the best person to make your bestfriend well at least the one I know. She gets in everyone's business. Tells everyone about her problems then makes it seem like she's the victim. Makes everyone feel bad for her. If she finds out you have a crush on someone then she will go looking for him and steals him from you even though she's crushing on someone else. Doesn't understand funny terms like "thats cap" but only says it to fit in😂. This isn't towards all melania's but it's towards the Melania I know😂. So please don't be offended.

Bro Melania is annoying as fuck.
She gets in everyone's business and talks a lot of shit.
She's chill at times but always wants everyone's attention.

by kapkapkapkapkap November 27, 2019

Melania

An Eastern European mail-order bride sold to a wealthy American man in exchange for a green card. On the surface may seem attractive, but in reality she has a dark, irredeemable soul which makes her ugly. As part of the deal, she performs sexual favors for the man and ignores his darker pedophilic fantasies that he acts out with underage girls provided to him by his pal Epstein.

Look at that snooty group of Melanias having Mimosas at brunch.

by Darkside Dad July 9, 2020