Meganingout

Anytime a Megan makes you laugh

While at work, Megan text me a joke and I started Meganingout so hard, my boss sent me home.

by HeyBlakers December 25, 2021

melatonin

mhmmm a wonderful pill that makes you happy by sleeping

person- i need to sleep

person2- then go pop a melatonin

by user_yourmom0 March 1, 2022

Melatonin-High

Refers to the „high“ the consumer gets out of overdosing on Melatonin Pills.

These mostly consist of vivid and lucid dreams, that feel more intense than natural
Experienced ones.

Person1:“I had the craziest dream yesterday!“

Person2:“Were you on that Melatonin-High or what?“

by The-Good-Vibes April 22, 2022

Melatonin Jesus

Melatonin Jesus is a popular character from the absolute fucking AWESOME religion that is Melatonism.
If you are apart of the Melatonism religion and know who this guy is your a FUCKING GAMER HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RIP OUT THE TROUGHTS ON EVERYONE WHO DOESNT AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION. if you are apart of this religion your will get all the bitches like holy cow to many bitches, there will be so many bitches you will get the national #1 bitch gatherer in the entire world much like the Yoinky Sploinky dance move.
The creator of Melatonism and Melatonin Jesus is a YouTuber named MrGamingGuy and he is the founding father of Melatonism.

Guy 1: yo dude have you heard of Melatonism?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: “gives 10 hours explanation on what Melatonism is and about all the achievements Melatonin Jesus has made”
Guy 2: holy shit I need to fucking kiss you on the moulth now

by MrGamingGuy August 21, 2022

melatonin mamba

When a girl voluntarily takes sleeping pills before sex and let's you "have at it"! Especially done when losing ones virginity because "the first time can hurt".

Yo I was talking to this girl and she said she wanted the Melatonin Mamba to lose her virginity. I said "no way hombre that's nuts you're still a virgin, I don't want to tear a labia", and she said "just do it you pussy, I don't want it to hurt!"

by brosefballin October 4, 2022

Meganning

Meganning = A verb denoting claiming falsehoods and victimising others then falsely claiming victim status, all very aggressively and dishonestly ...

Meganning = A verb denoting claiming falsehoods and victimising others then falsely claiming victim status, all very aggressively and dishonestly ...

Tina always tried to bed Tom while he was still engaged to Ann. She finally did and when Ann found out the whole thing blew up. Now Tina is running around crying to everyone that Ann is an evil b**** just out to malign her and that Tom is useless in bed.... They have been truly meganned!

by T. Ruth Seeker May 3, 2023

Megaphoning

The action of an individual who belongs to a minority acting like they’re from a majority in order to persuade other people to be on their side.

Me: “cheese pizza is good”

Person: “As someone who doesn’t like cheese pizza, nobody agrees with you.”

Me: “Stop megaphoning, you know everyone agrees with me.”

by dictionaryblob128 March 16, 2024