A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.
Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.
by xxxyyy321 February 17, 2020
by Droplu September 14, 2017
verb. Bombing the Mediterranean is another euphemism for taking a dump. It refers to a shit where the pieces of shit are separate, short, and fat, creating a plopping noise and an explosive splash from the toilet water. Noisy farts are an added bonus.
by Thai Dai November 23, 2008
by georgehurst April 24, 2011
it is a diet inspired by the greeks and southern Italy and Spain. It can help you lose weight and at the same time keep you healthy.
by Unicorn Nightwings December 28, 2017
by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010
When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.
by Razor Train March 10, 2009