methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

Methane

Elite Hacker also known as Meth

Methane will own all you noobies

by Methane February 2, 2004

methane disciple

one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!

john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!

john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Methane Suana

Spending more than 2 minutes in a inclosed room, with someone who has severe and pestilent flatulence.

I don't know what Javo ate? But working with him in the office felt like I was in a Methane Suana. Please refer to "2mm Cannon"

by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003

Muddy Methane

Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.

Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

meathandler

a term used to describe a person that is undesirable in soceity

loser:Guys lets go outside and play!
Cool Dudes: Shut the F@ck up you meathandler!

by t-nob April 8, 2007

meathandler

a person named Brent. He works meat thoroughly with his bootyhole, hands, and mouth

Work that meat Brent! You're such a meathandler!

by poopman123456 July 21, 2009