Milwaukee Meatgrinder

This is a terrible terrible sexual act which involves murdering one's partner. One innitiates the Milwaukee Meatgrinder by first decapitating his partner, and then having sex with the girl's neck. This will most assuredly put you close to the front of death row no matter which state you're in.

"Did you hear about Drew?"
"No what happened"
"He gave his girlfrield the Milwaukee Meatgrinder and now he's got life in prison"
"No shit!?"

by Kumoniwannalaya March 30, 2010

meatfriend

Noun. A person who is considered a friend, who also exists in the real world, i.e. made of meat, as opposed to being made of bits.

Yeah, Mike's my good friend. We met on the internet, but then when I met him in person, he became my meatfriend.

by Tanis Nikana October 23, 2008

meatriding

the act of verbally massaging someones dick

principal- "hey guys please remember to keep your phones away during school"
meatrider teacher- "yeah guys no phones during school"
based chad- "stfu is your favorite activity meatriding"

by duccr August 16, 2022

meaturing

The practice of measuring a penis. Doesn't have to be your own.

I feel like Brendan is imagining he is meaturing everyone in the room on a regular basis.

by chelseaisdumb69 January 18, 2018

meatriderlatrice

someone who is meatriding hard on someone whos relevant

danny is a meatriderlatrice for aiden

by drive#10 February 28, 2023

Meatgrinder

In online videogames, when there are too many players for the intended scale of the map resulting in hectic combat.

64 player metro conquest is one hell of a meatgrinder!

by apocd October 2, 2012

Meatriding

When someone is annoying you or takes the side of someone else. or consistently arguing with you and always calling you 'wrong' or stupid' Commonly used when someone is making targeted comments toward you.

Friend 1: Man why are you so fat man? like bro is feasting every day gah damn.

Friend 2: Hop off my dick bro, why tf are you Meatriding?

by FunniManHeHeHeHa October 25, 2023