meat sweats

Sweating brought on by consuming 2lbs of wings, 2lbs of sausage, and a full rack of ribs from Earl's Rib Palace.

I got the Kickoff Carryout deal at Earl's for $50, and got a major case of the meat sweats!

by Earl the Pig September 19, 2016

meat sweat

large or rotund person that suffers from heavy perspiration after eating large quantities of meats.

a meat sweat occurs from eating too much hamburger flesh which results in heavy sweating

by Bennett Wellington May 28, 2009

meat sweats

When you perspire heavily cuz your really nervous about meating someone.

I had a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert, but when he came over to talk to me I got a bad case of the meat sweats.

by El Capitan Poopy Pantalones June 07, 2011

meat sweat

sweating while eating some form of hot food containing meat, eg pies and pasties

usually an uncomfortable experience being too hot and sweating while eating hot meat

matt - "hows your pie john?"
john - "nice but getting some horrible meat sweats"

by mr t pully July 04, 2009

the meat sweats

When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places

"I got the meat sweats" exclaimed Timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral

by Puffem'N'Stuffem27 January 20, 2015

The Meat Sweats

When you crave any type of meat; commonly steak or a burger <3

“I want a steak so bad”
“Ohhh shit you have the meat sweats”

by Themeatsweatsss October 19, 2020

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 04, 2015