meathole

The gaping hole left in an orifice following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after intercourse occasioning dilation.
cf Chocolate Meathole

".. so after he'd cum all over her heaving bosom he set to work lapping up the juice dribbling from the freshly serviced and still gaping meathole left by his earlier debaucheries."

by violinclination January 18, 2009

gaping meathole

Usually the outcome of anal intercourse. When a humongous penis is taken out of the anus, it results in an equally big, if not bigger, twitching asshole.

John fucked julie in her ass and turned it into a gaping meathole

by special k April 11, 2005

mashoo

A retarded or mentally disabled way to say the name, "Matthew".

Caregiver: "Come on, Mandy! Let's go to your brother's house."
Mandy: *snorts* "MASHOO????!!!"
Caregiver: "No, your brother... MATTHEW"
Mandy: "Mashoo" *farts*
Caregiver: "Sure hon, we'll go with that.."

by OrangeChickenGameStrong September 3, 2015

Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

Meathog

Someone with an abnormal large penis/dildo

Bro1: I gave Lauren a black eye with my penis

Bro2: you must have a mighty meathog

Bro1: chur bro

*fistbump*

by Rich hog February 20, 2021

masho

An extremely sexy female who has a nice body, face AND humor but unfortunately still always stays in the friendzone. She is very loyal and caring even though she may seem cold.

someone1: Masho confessed to George today!
someone2: I’m sorry for her

by zuzuebi June 13, 2020

meathole

the pussy &/or the asshole

her dirty meathole engulfed my tool in a single thrust.

by Diosdado D. Pingul Jr. April 10, 2004