Meaning of Life

42.

Not a joke.

Me: What's the meaning of life?
Fred: 42. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: I'm serious you piece of soggy cheese!

by 42not69 August 11, 2010

Meatoxing

The diarrhea laden detoxification process the body goes through after a long night of mass carnivorous and alcohol consumption

Dude, after last night's Man B Que I'll be meatoxing for days.

by Jesse The Godfather November 11, 2010

asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

life is meaningless

ah yes, mine too. instead of doing something more important than this, i'm typing this and you're reading this.

fuckeddisshittius: oh damn, life is meaningless smh

by ThatLesbianThatStoleYourGirl September 25, 2019

meaning of life

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

masoning

to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them

“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”

by bigboisonly October 31, 2019

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015