bush machine

A man that gets a lot of ladies.

John gets all the women. He is a bush machine.

by Harn September 14, 2006

Deus Ex Machina

1. An unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.

2. A bullshit way of saving a character in a movie, novel, or play.

1. Man- The bet Peter made in the end of Dodgeball: An Underdog Story is such bullshit Deus Ex Machina!

2. The whole "love" thing from Harry Potter.

by I Like Llamas September 26, 2015

Machine Hopper

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.

Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building

by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011

machine girl

the best fkn band ever. go listen to wlfgrl right now you little bitch

if u listen to machine girl u can have aux any day🥵

by s1nj1ns bu55y February 17, 2021

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Rise Against the Machine

A mistake when referring to either, Rise Against or Rage Against the Machines. Though coming from different genres, their names could be intertwined to produce confusion to the listener.

Person 1 - Dude, did you hear that new Rise Against the Machine song?

Person 2 - Don't you mean Rage Against the Machine?

Person 1 - Damn it.

by Kswed April 26, 2011

Bendy and the Ink Machine

"Bendy and the Ink Machine™" is a first person puzzle action horror game that begins in the far days past of animation and ends in a very dark future. Created by theMeatly, it is set thirty years after you, the main character, has stopped working for an animation company. With amazing graphics, controls and gameplay, this game is probably one of the best out there. However, in terms of fandom, it's slowly but surely descending into a future like Tattletail, Minecraft, Hello Neighbour, and Undertale's.

"Man, did you see that cool game, Bendy and the Ink Machine? What a cool first person puzzle action horror game!"
"Yeah man, searched it up, was greated with this weird demon guy having a blowjob with this wolf. Was not pleasant."
"o"

by o no here comes dat b0i April 12, 2017