McDonalds Shit 

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.

McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit

McDonalds Shit by Jackie Mother Fucking Chan May 10, 2009

Wrath of Mcdonald's

When you take a big dump after eating a big McDonald's meal

That's a big Wrath of Mcdonald's you got there johnny.

Wrath of Mcdonald's by Cinders2Ashes June 4, 2016

McDonalds Sundae

The sexual action that involves cumming in a girls ass. There are three ways of doing about this. The strawberry sundae is having your girl menstruate in your ass. The hot fudge sundae is have you shit in her ass crack and the caramel sundae is made with you pissing in her ass.

We ordered a McDonalds sundae last night. Oh shit, she was pissed.

McDonalds Sundae by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

mcdonald's fuckboy 

The assholes who made a grilled chicken patty be $2 but a gotdamn mcdouble $1.29

... FUCKBOYS

Those mcdonald's fuckboys are at it again

mcdonald's fuckboy by fartnuget March 18, 2015

McDonald’s 

A fast food restaurant people go for a bunch of Mcshit

Me:hey can I get two sausage McMuffins and a McFlurry (at McDonald’s)
Them: ohhhhhh sorrryyyy our ice cream machine is broken

McDonald’s by Yepthatswhatisaid March 20, 2019

Graduated from McDonald’s 

You could say someone graduated from McDonald’s when he looks and sounds very expert about a topic he is talking about as if he mastered it, even though he cannot back it up.

- Dips are absolutely the worst chest exercise!! They are good at working triceps and lower chest but not the upper chest. Avoid it!!
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university

Graduated from McDonald’s by Tony The Beast May 21, 2023

mcdonald's commercial 

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).

I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.

mcdonald's commercial by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007