A McCain

To make false excuses as to why you cannot be at a certain place, then getting caught out.

Origin: John McCain's faux pas at David Letterman's, explaining there was an 'economic crisis' and he had to 'fly back and sort it out', later on in the show being caught out on CNN.

Trillian: Did you hear about Murphey's party? Candice totally pulled a McCain and was caught by her parents!

by Anne Mouse July 7, 2009

McCained

Rendering your computer's OS highly inoperable through such things as a total unawareness of the basics of virus protection, .exe files, or that popups aren't free games.

I wouldn't fuck with John today; he McCained his computer and didn't have anything backed up.

by Sheryl Berry October 14, 2008

mccaining

The act of walking in front or behind someone when they are or TV.
The act of aimlessly moving around without getting anywhere.
Distracting people from the real action.
Wasting time to prolong defeat.

Please stop mccaining... You are blocking my prompter. (paraphrased from Tom Brokaw).

by sazhar January 21, 2009

mccain

friends, can someone please count the number of times the word friends was used?

mccain's apalin campaign

by vilignoble March 29, 2011

mccain

an old fucker that just lost to obama

mccain sucks

by fuckmccain obama08 March 13, 2009

mccaining

The act of face melting.

John McCain's face shows the act of mccaining.

by mandylovesyoubutnotyou. February 9, 2009

McCained

Causative verb. To be Mccained.
1) To be screwed, shafted, ripped off.
2) To have no luck.
3) To be worked over by someone.

I worked overtime, and didn't get paid for it; I got mccained big time!
I stepped out the door, and into a pile of dog dodo; I got totally mccained.
I tried hitting on this cute girl, and her boyfriend came over and mccained the s*** out of me; now I'm covered in bruises and have two black eyes!

by franglaisbis October 27, 2008