Masoli

The act of thievery, stealing or burglary of an object from someone who is invested in your well being.

The act is typically committed by a compulsory dick who has no reason to steal the object other than to feed his/her ego.

I caught a football player trying to Masoli my mountain bike yesterday, which was weird because he has a full ride scholarship to play at my school - Whoregon.

by Go Huskies March 13, 2010

Johanna Mason

A victor from District 7 in the Hunger Games, and also the toughest character in the entire series. Johanna suffers the loss of her entire family, then is tortured with electricity for a long period of time, but still ends up as strong as ever. She could kick Katniss's butt anyday.

Johanna Mason killed her opponents with an ax in the Hunger Games.

by Sajak October 10, 2012

Mason-Gooch

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.

Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.

by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

Mason Thames

a beautiful boy that loves hot cheetos. he plays finney in the black phone. he dropped his grapes but its okay because hes a cutie

random:"mason thames is so fine"

also random:"fr"

by idkitsme December 22, 2022

getting mason

"getting mason" is when you get head while you're playing video games.

Example 1:
Me: *calls someone* Vincent! We needa talk!
Vincent: I CAN'T! I'M BUSY!
Me: Vincent! ARE YOU GETTING MASON AGAIN!!!!!
Vincent: NO!!!!!!!!

Me: VINCENT!!!!!!

Example 2:

Me: Vincent stop trying to get that mason! YOU AIN'T GETTING ANY!!!!
Vincent: SHUT UP! Jackass!

by PinkFlamingoClan January 6, 2012

Suicidal Masochism

When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.

Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."

by Ac11037 November 27, 2020

Melancholy Masochist

Noun: A man who constantly subconsciously pursues women who are unattainable or more so not girlfriend material at all. And through this process suffers heartbreak repeatedly due to the combination of lack of self confidence, paranoia, the need to please and on the females part and outstanding combination of mind games, misread-able flirting and leading on. Broken at that point the man continues to pursue romance with another similar candidate as the previous as if he enjoyed the pain.

Ex: "Aww man David likes Jane?! He's such a Melancholy Masochist, she's gonna fuck him over just like Tina, Molly, and sandra did. and then he's gonna break down and do it again.

by the pain of atlas January 21, 2010