Mazeltov

The Mazeltov is created when you are haveing sex with a girl or male (doggystlye) once in position you place a weed/cannabis grinder on your head (with or with out weed inside) and repeat the word Mazeltov saying it louder and more aggressive with every thrust, The aim is to keep the grinder on your head for as long as possible.

That bitch took a 22 thrust Mazeltov the other week what a slag!

Fancy a Mazeltov? Not on this day!

My mate chris gives the best mazeltovs you ever seen !

by The Fist 87 May 19, 2010

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Mozzeltof

When a man ejaculates into a yamulke and then shoves the cum filled yamulke into the girl's face.

Hailey thinks Boliver has mastered the art of the mozzeltof.

by toast and company January 26, 2009

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Mazeltov cocktail

When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

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Mazeltov cocktail

When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

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Mozzletov

a crude incendiary device typically consisting of a bottle filled with flammable liquid and with a means of ignition. The production of similar grenades was organized by Vyacheslav Molotov during World War II.

“He threw a mozzletov, burning him alive.”

by dicko mode December 18, 2020

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Mazzellofy

Verb:
Make something interesting or cause excitement just like Joe Mazzello.
mazzellofies, mazzellofied

When life gets boring, we need to mazzellofy the situation.
My bestie mazzellofies every IG post.
I feel better now having been mazzellofied.
Every member of the Mazzello Mafia has been mazzellofied.

by @jibjab_joe October 19, 2022

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