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Mayo Hands

Exceptionally large hands in proportion to the rest of the body, a common genetic abnormality occurring in the natives of an area of western Ireland called Mayo. The reason for the mutation is believed to have come from the natives love for finding potatoes, throwing turf at strangers and means that the area breeds some of the finest volleyball players in the third world.
"Hey, check out these gloves, they cost me like 150 bucks!".
"Wtf, have you got Mayo Hands or something?"
by seedyplaya January 7, 2012
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Sour Mayno

The month in the Hindu calendar when you can't drink alcohol. It makes your month very sour, so they call it sour mayno
Na Nemo, I can't drink because I'm doing sour mayno.
by Ragra Petis July 23, 2016
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maypops

offbrand athletic shoes. E.g., Stadias, Zips, Winners, Dart-A-Bouts, Curtsy Times, etc.
I can't believe I lost a tennis match to that bama with those maypops. His shoes had pictures of celery on them.
by Tank Miller November 23, 2007
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Maylonie

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's cool and athletic. Great hugger, funny, and she can stay up late.
When you date her you don't think of anybody else.
You wish your girlfriend was a Maylonie.
by xX b L e U a C s K t Xx May 13, 2011
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manpocket

The unnecessary and mysterious pocket covering the crotch in men's underwear, usually tighty-whiteys. Useful for holding whatever men may wish to keep close to home.
Girl 1: I tried looking for tight and sexy underwear for my boyfriend, but I couldn't find any without the manpocket!
Girl 2: I love a man who wears a manpocket.
by lizfromcanada November 22, 2007
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Cinco da Mayo

this is what mexicans write on their shopping list when they want to buy five jars of 'best foods' brand mayonnaise because it is on sale 5 for 5 dollars with their wal-mart coupons. which most of them believe it is still too much money because its nearly 64 pesos for them.
juan: vamos a ir a Wal-Mart y ir de compras.
lets go to wal-mart and go shopping.

diego: necesitamos mayonesa.
we need mayonnaise

juan:escribirlo en la lista, vamos a conseguir cinco porque está en venta.
write it on the list, let's get 5 because it's on sale.

diego:'Cinco da Mayo', lo tengo!
diego:'five da mayo', got it!
by diegojuanito June 9, 2013
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mayo makers

A dick because mayo looks like cum, and cum comes out of dick.
I'm gonna suck his mayo makers tonight
by Hoe679 May 15, 2016
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