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manitoba

The province in the middle of Canada. Provincial flower is the crocus. License plates say "Friendly Manitoba" for a reason.
Winnipeg is the capital of Manitoba
by SL June 3, 2003
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manitoba

Manitoba is ridiculed by Canadians from other provinces, particularly grown adults who live with their mommy and daddy, as "the armpit of Canada". It is however completely ignored by Americans altogether who aren't sure whether it is a province or a kind of martini.

It is one of the five "forgotten provinces" (the others being Saskatchewan, Nova Scotia, PEI and Newfoundland). It's capital is Winnipeg (or "The Peg"). All Winnipegers will tell you that the city is named after Winnie the Pooh.

Some do not recognize Manitoba as a valid province because moose outnumber people five to one. These people have therefore merged it with the neighbouring forgotten province, Saskatchewan, to form a megasuperprovince called "Saskitoba". It's capital would therefore be the megasupercity of "Winnigina", pronounced win-nuh-JAH-ee-nuh.

Fun Factoids about Manitoba
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* Manitoba can range from +40C (as in New Delhi) to -40C (as in Antarctica) so most bums either fry onto the pavement in the summer or freeze to death in the winter. The snow trucks and streetsweepers manage to scoop most of their body parts away.
* Manitoba is the first province to give women the vote (way back in 1916) which is why you don't even wanna THINK about fucking with Manitoba chicks. They will slice you.
* At just over a million people, the population is far too low to have a murder rating. One murder to a Manitoban would be like... the holocaust. So it just doesn't happen despite the myths you've heard.
* Most Manitobans live only in its capital, Winnipeg, and three-quarters of Manitoba is a superlarge Indian reservation. Oddly enough, casinos are everywhere but this may be an unrelated phenomenon.
* Manitobans made seperatism and speaking French cool before it became the fashion in Quebec.
* Some drunken half-Native, half-French dude named Louis Riel founded Manitoba. He kicked major whitey ass. He would slice you too just like the Manitoban chicks if you pissed him off.
* Manitobans speak a unique dialect of English which is a special blend of French, Ukrainian and Elvish. Eg: "Borrow me that book" means "Lend me that book". "This city sucks!" means "I really love my motherland!".
* The main religion is Goth. Second is atheism.
* Cool Manitobans live in a place called "Osborne Village" which is filled with gays, hippies, goths and s&m rubber fetishists.
* While Northern Manitoba may very well have igloos, the Greater Winnipeg area has real buildings made of materials other than ice, like wood, stone and concrete.
* Licence plates read "Friendly Manitoba" and they _are_ friendly to everyone except the KKK and snobby brats with a silver spoon in their mouths and who have fake dyed blond hair who came from Vancouver and then complain that they hate being stuck in Winnipeg because it's nothing like Vancouver, blah, blah, blah, go die.

Overall, rather than being the stinky butthole of the country, it is an unappreciated jewel trapped in the bowels of the remote prairie nougat core of North America.
"Manitoba... is that a drink?"
"Is Manitoba even real? People live there??"
"No, you're joshing me, right? 'Manitoba' is made up. You made that all up. You joker, you're such a joker."
by gregjockca June 7, 2007
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Maritoni

Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.
I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!
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oru maito

the way the greenest alive broccoli calls the number one hero.
All might: hello Midoriya shounen
Deku: *gasps* OrU mAiTo?!?!
by phantomcocksyndrom March 16, 2021
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Mahito

Mahito is a character from Jujutsu Kaisen, he is a curse created by negative feelings

He is a very beautiful and charismatic character , but unfortunately a lot of people hate him
"Mahito is beautiful and perfect"
"Mahito supremacy"
"I Love my baby Mahito"
"Mahito is a curse he won't be nice just because you want that character to live"
by DarkTwinkBaji June 9, 2021
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manitoba moose

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever
"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"
by MEH 38 February 27, 2008
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Manitoba

Manitoba has hot summers and hot women. Manitobans know how to party better than any other place I've been!

Winnipeg and Saskatoon tied for the highest murder per capita rate in 2002 with 6 homicides... wow... 6.

Canada is #43 in the world for murder rates... while the US is holding strong at #23.

I know you don't care, but I'm drunk.
by nurple April 15, 2004
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