man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.

by shane_y May 15, 2020

mayonegg

a hard-boiled egg covered in mayonnaise

Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! She calls it a “mayonegg.” Are you okay?

by Milquetoast January 19, 2006

Maycen

A Maycen is a fun-loving, sensitive always laughing girl. Whenever you're with a Maycen, you'll always be laughing and smiling!!! A Maycen is also very pretty!!!

That girl is so fun and smiley..... She must be a Maycen!!!!!

by TheSmartestBlondeInTheWorld!!! November 28, 2011

Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

magcon family

A group of 12 boys who were on the magcon tour and quit for various reason...but they will always be a family

Magcon family is always going to stick together.

by Mattisbae7 October 19, 2014

Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.

When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.

by Blargdragon April 22, 2006