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half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.
my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing
by vloky July 1, 2004
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Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.
The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.
by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017
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mating season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.
We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!
by captazo March 17, 2011
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madting sadting

A ting that is mad but is also sad.
Jasdeep: We live in a world in which Manav gets more girls than me. Madting sadting.
by manavinho October 13, 2015
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Mexting

The sending of photos of either a Mexican person or persons or images pertaining to Mexicans via cell phone.
Dude, this girl totally Mexted me yesterday during Spanish class. I hear Mexting has become a real concern among French teachers. Yeah, we try to Mext each other every hour or so.
by lethargicsloth June 9, 2009
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manting

When you have sex in the shower with a virgin and you throw her down on the ground and flap your arms like a manta ray swimming on her back as you cum
person 1:dude, i was manting this girl last night....
person 2: nice! who was she?
Person 1: your sister
by The D and The V October 31, 2013
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text mexting

a form of sexting that involves sending pictures of your junk from a chili's to-go restroom
yeah bro i was totally text mexting her while i was im the bathroom
by assholeathogwarts March 21, 2017
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