maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

Maximum Popo

A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).

Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!

Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!

Criminal 1: Okay.

by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

Maximum Rapage

To be raped to the the uttermost extent. This is usually used in online gaming. It is one thing to pwn but when you unleash the maximum rapage there is no escape, you're done, you should just stop playing for that time because you don't want to look bad.

Bill: "Man I went to this one server thinking I was gunna pwn, but this guy just started whoopin' my ass and it led to maximum rapage so I decided to leave."

by glocktodahead August 30, 2006

maximum suckage

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.

Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.

by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 21, 2006

maximum respect

the ultimate admiration for another badboy, usually shown by the meeting together of 2 fists and a handshake.

Special handshake involving the meeting together of two fists and inter-locking knuckles.
"check big p wiv his ghetto blaster boomin out those choons!!"
"maximum respect big p!!"
"maximum respect bad boy ruth for lighting that fag with your fart"

by bad boy food table May 5, 2005

Maximum Dippage

Maximum dippage is a compound Word used and invented on the DailyAvery YouTube vlog Channel, the word means that you are simply “on yo sh*t” with maximum potential and drive.

Emary Chanel has maximum dippage.

by Matt02ng June 14, 2022

Maximum Rage

A state of anger bordering on godlike, the anti-enlightenment, a furious display of chest beating and growling/roaring/swearing. What the battery powered king kong toys display.

Jim was stuck in the fast lane behind a grey hair doing 25mph and the white-hot seething stench/display of "Maximum Rage" could be seen.heard for miles.

by Lt. Roastabotch May 5, 2006