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maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
by Pat Owen February 28, 2009
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maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.
"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
by MrHat01 February 8, 2009
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maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."
by Phineas T April 9, 2008
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maximum tune

A arcade game thats like Daytona USA, only a zillion tims better, produced by Namco the game is relitavely new with two versions. The old version just has the one 66KM (I cant do miles, figure it out yourself) highway called the C1. While MaxiTune2 however has dufferent maps, including one thats so windy you can just touch the pedeal and still win. You can also purchase Tuning cards so when you game again, you stick your card in and it loads your data. You can only play Maxitune 1 cards on Maxitune 1 and probably 2, 2's only on 2's. There is now a multiplayer function incorperated aswell.
I kicked your ass in Maximum Tune noob!
by Uzaiyaro May 9, 2006
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Maximum Popo

A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).
Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!

Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!

Criminal 1: Okay.
by dudebro15 August 11, 2009
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maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length
Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry
by Maxi pad July 6, 2015
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Maximum pucker

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.
Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!
by Snelper September 7, 2018
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