matulation

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

matusala

Someone whit the biggest dick (at least 10 inches). Someone who is smart but dumb at the same time.

Matusala its hanging out again!!!

by Lildickiiii April 22, 2021

matisans

one of the best guys you will ever bang. likes to scratch, pull hair, bite and do just about anything kinky you can think of. he is very lovable and will give you his heart and his large cock. he usually likes to be on the bottom and if not, he penetrates hard and deep. all the girls he bangs cry with pleasure.

Matisans did me last night and i dont think i will ever do anyone else ever again.

Matisans rocked my world and gave me his heart.

I want Matisans' cock in my pussy.

by burgerking909 January 9, 2011

Matusz

(Verb)(ma-toos) - To speak in a lengthy blathering circular fashion without providing any form of real content or dialogue to the conversation. To ramble without end even when faced with opposition from the other party of the conversation.

Person 1: "Let me just give you a background on what I do, *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."

Person 2: "Excuse me but I think I know what your asking, I can fix this quickly if you will let me --"
Person 1 interrupting: "Sir, so yeah as I was saying there is *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."
Person 2: "Are you Matuszing me right now!?"

Co-worker 1: "I overhead him on the phone earlier today with a customer. He rambled on non-stop with a customer for over 10 minutes and didn't let the other person speak until he finished blathering with no real content or meaning."

Co-worker 2: "It seems like he likes calling people just to Matusz them!"

by ironchefbobbyflay March 6, 2020

Quinn Matushek

She's smart, cute, loyal, and always there for you. She'll stick with you and make jokes along the way. She's very unique and C U T E. She's beautiful and everyone knows it. She is the type that cares about you and your life. She also makes a great girlfriend 😘

She lights up the room and makes everyone laugh. Quinn Matushek is one of a kind.

by pseudonym628 November 9, 2019

Matushan

A player who probably stole your girlfriend.

A. Balls man, I just lost my girlfriend.
B. Sorry to hear that man, it was probably Matushan

by iBoxerAli December 8, 2014

Matus

Verb, To throw up on yourself and fart at the same time.

"Oh shit guys, I just Matussee all over myself."

by To Scott Matus August 6, 2015