matt cameron

Orginally the drummer for the seattle band Soundgarden. Matt is now the current drummer for the best band ever.......Pearl Jam!

Did you see the Matt Cameron cam on TB2K?

by huzza May 29, 2008

Matt Christoff

An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.

Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.

by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019

Matt Christie

Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome sex god from mars
He loves everyone and has an amazing style
Matt is a shorty and always laughs
he is a great person so just shut up ya homo!
Awe Yeah Matt Christie ya!

Oh my God, I love my Matt Christie

by Iluvya1995 January 13, 2011

Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019

matt costa

a sweet acoustic musician that emerged from brushfire records, if you like jack johnson you'll like this guy too.

hey.......matt costa is cool

by klobashar October 24, 2006

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

matt corby

the best possible singer there is.he is also extremely good looking and isn't a jerk. currently on autralian idol and has made it to the final 2...opera house in a couple of weeks and is going to be the first australian idol that people will actually like

Tessa:omfg. did you hear matt corby last night??

Leigh: omg. i like watched it on youtube over and over again and i fell in love with his blue eyes!

Tessa: i am totally going lout with him

Leigh: we should clone them, ill marry him and you can have the clone

Tessa: skank.

by ily. December 10, 2007