human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

matisyahu

hetty hasidic rapper/ reggae artists. born matthew miller in upstate NY. used to be a huge pot head, but turned straight edge. after a visit to israel, turned more religious and tried to show his friends, but they only cared about getting fucked up. back in the day, he used to be a huge phish head; his favorite song is harry hood. dropped out of high school to go on tour with trey and the boys. performed at bonnaroo with Trey. popular albums are the great live at stubb's and youth (meh).

Matisyahu is so hetty

by Gratefulumphish703 April 29, 2008

Maksymilian

The Slavic version of "Maximilian". Same virtues and skills, but blond and blue-eyed.

He's Maksymilian. Bad ass MOFO. Drinks vodka like a fish and the Moscow mafia don't mess with him.

by Virtual Jesus February 6, 2010

maesyn

Maesyn is a beautiful name 1st recorded in 2006.Maesyn is a strong powerful name that stands at attention.Maesyn is mostly used for those girls that are to pretty for common names.Maesyn has that ring that goes with any last name.

Did you see how pretty she is she looks like a Maesyn

by Yourknow April 3, 2018

Matay

An Indian person that pretends to be black.

Aryan over there is such a Matay.

by starry makes definitions March 9, 2023

matny

Egyptian word for gay or homo (english translation of matny is "bent" which is the opposite of straight)

El wad da matny wala eh? Ehhhheeeheeey (From egyptian 300 trailer)

by za3balawi December 27, 2014

Maksym

A tall European man (Usually from Ukraine or Russia). He has a dry and sarcastic sense of humor with a monotone voice. Maksym's favorite thing to do is watch anime or play video games. Maksym’s personally is pretty introverted and is shy around other people. Never get on a Maksym’s nerves because they are usually extremely strong and know how to fight. They also can be extremely aggressive if you repeatedly annoy them.

That Maksym sure is huge.

Yesterday I was stepped on by a Maksym.

That Maksym kind of looks like Shrek.

by HeavyWeight27 October 30, 2019