Matriculative Dynamics

Matriculative Dynamics is a totally fake business buzz word. In a world of overused business buzz words like “verticals”, “synergy”, and “bandwidth”... it seemed that something should be made up that is nonsensical and could be woven into conversation. The word was created on 5/21/22 in Atlanta, Ga in closed door meeting of the MDIC.

The Matriculative Dynamics of the vertical and horizontal onboarding of this data is going to be a real pain. We should circle back and have a zoom call to discuss.

by JRamsy May 13, 2021

Maricela

Maricelas are gems. Very hard to find, but you'll be so happy you did. They have the kindest souls with the toughest exteriors. Nurturing by nature, boss babe by choice. Maricelas are hustlers, adventurers, and love making the most out of life. Maricelas will do anything for the people they care about. They are very thoughtful, generous and loyal. Trust is everything to a Maricela, and if you ever lose their trust or respect, you may have lost the best thing to ever happen to you. You should never let a Maricela go, shall you ever have the opportunity to meet one.

Tips for befriending a Maricela:
Be authentic- Maricelas hate the fake shit

Reciprocate- There are no limits to a Maricelas love when her energy and efforts are matched
Know how to handle your alcohol- Maricelas love a good, drama free time
Ask to borrow a pen- Maricelas are always happy to lend you a pen
Be ready for a good time- Maricelas love to live in the moment, so always be prepared for anything

Be kind- Maricelas always search your heart first

That girl right there is a Maricela. She a real one for sure.

by Mariboo January 3, 2023

matriculable

The ability to put data into a matrix.

That data is SOOOOO not matriculable!

by Momatt June 21, 2005

matrixed

When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.

"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".

by BigRick2008 May 24, 2017

matriculator

To commit the act of matrimony.
To commit.

To be confined to a group.

To seek a score for matrimony

Wayne is a premature Matriculator. He prefers to buy the cow rather than get the milk for free.
Bullock is the consumate matriculator going from wife to wife in rapid succession.
Jen is looking for a serial matriculator with the skills to pay the bills.

by thaz February 3, 2014

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Maricela

A beautiful young girl, brown hair and brown eyes and loves Anime! Usually a mix of Spanish and Vietnamese or Chinese. She is so special and has many friends! A Maricela will usually fight for whats right. Even though she CAN NOT dance very well, she still likes to. She also has the prettiest voice and likes to be in clubs like sports, choir, and Theater. She wants to be a actress someday!

Maricela is the most amazing girl I've ever seen!

by A cute little tootsie roll March 2, 2019