by Mr.MoJorisin' January 16, 2019
Get the Pre-matonna mug.A phenomenal athlete who goes above and beyond the the playing field. Probably the best player humboldt football has seen.
by Madmarvin March 29, 2022
Get the Caden Matson mug.When a guy has a raw ass, and his undies are swetty he will fold a piece a poop paper and place it between his cheeks. Also works for days when farts are wet.
Dude my ass is raw as hell. I am going to run in the bathroom and make myself a manpon. Whew that fart was juicy, glad I got my manpon in.
by T-Man Whitey November 3, 2009
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by Justin Dig December 31, 2006
Get the Manpon mug.when a highly spicy food causes a man to have such bad diarrhea that he has to use a tampon in his ass. a.k.a. "manpon".
man #1 says to other: "whoah that chili was so hot i needed to use a manpon to stop the diarrhea".
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."
by katis June 19, 2009
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when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.
when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.
"man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"
by mike the magnificent August 28, 2007
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