Gnar-Mates

A step above soul mates, reserved for only the raddest of people, this is some deep shit. Created my combining the words Gnarly and Soul-Mates

"Kerstin and Greg are Gnar-Mates."

by LakSom March 17, 2010

mattsie

Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.

An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."

I made a mattsie in my last report and the report review staff rejected it.

by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014

Daniel Mateiu

Absolute bloody asshole who likes queen and Tegan. xd. how funny am I? hahaha. also shout out to my boy, Taj Redgewell.

Hi, Daniel Mateiu

by Not Mitchell O'Beef November 28, 2018

Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

by Elmer March 23, 2005

Material Gworl

Gregory is Material Gworl

Freddy: C'mon Gregory tie your shoes we're leaving
Gregory: I don't have shoe laces though-
Freddy: You don't have shoe laces?
Gregory:Nah
Freddy: Are those..Velcro straps?
Gregory: MATERIAL GWORL

by MaterialGworlGregory February 4, 2022

midnight material

Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms

The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time

by anonymous February 2, 2018

bad news material

Term generally used to describe shocking filth usually obtained from a certain file sharing network. Most likely German, most likey inclusive of faeces. Common source, Unit 23.

Oh my god, I cant watch that. Thats some real bad news material.

by jonny pondlife February 10, 2004