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by firecow1630 August 6, 2008
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matonged

when you're playing with a girl on your team and you become stronger than expected.
"This guy matonged the other night it was amazing!"
by liicenc May 26, 2021
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matouch

definice toho být špatnej
your friends play inferno tower to counter minion horde

"omg, you play like matouch"
by zivoucilegenda May 31, 2021
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Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle
Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet
by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016
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matok

Matok is a dwarf hunter on World of Warcraft on the realm Gorgonnash. His alt has the very clever name of Matokk. His IRL brother is the druid everyone knows and loves, Journ. Matok and Journ 2v2 together and buttsexeachother.
Matok are an dorf huntard de Gorgotrash. His alt has the very clever name of Matokk. His IRL brother is the druid everyone knows and loves, Journ. Matok and Journ 2v2 together and buttsexeachother.
by Jason Roger April 2, 2008
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Matos'd

verb

1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are
Bill: "Hey Ed, what are your numbers for the night?"

Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"

Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."
by Ham n cheese October 19, 2013
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matoaca high school

A well built school infected with assholes and rejects. There are no interesting places near the school. A party is hard to come by. All the girls are preppy as hell and always talk like "OMG NO WAY" and these said girls pretend to be whores (for some unknown reason) when in reality they are not getting any because most guys wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole. All the guys at Matoaca are stuck up douchebags that would do anything to get ahead or look cool including backstabbing all their friends and pretending to be someone else.
A lot of people that attend Matoaca don't do shit outside of school, but with good reason. There isn't shit to do near matoaca or in chesterfield except go to the movie theatre.

So basically the school consists of 3 groups of people:

1. people that stay inside all day and play games to pass time while they wait until they are old enough to move to a much more interesting place.
2. People who smoke pot, plain and simple. all the people that hang out all the time have at least smoked pot once, because there is literally nothing to do near matoaca.
3. Girls that pretend to be bad, and pretend to be cool, but in reality are losers that have nothing going for them. (most girls at matoaca)

Well that pretty much sums it up.
by Turn on, Tune In, Drop Out. August 19, 2009
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