mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015

Masturskating

To masturbate and skate or Rollerblade at the same time.

"Oh my god that guy is pleasuring himself on the ice skating rink!!!"
"Oh that's just Mark. He's Masturskating."

by Lloya March 1, 2010

Masturbitionism

The act of masturbating in public, while in the nude.

There are a few nuts out there who like to indulge in a bit of masturbitionism.

by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Masturbiting

The act of eating a food so delicious that it feels as though your mouth is having an orgasm.

Who ate all the brownies in the fridge?

Sorry, I was masturbiting last night.

by faldainofthirst August 20, 2010

masturwait

When you masturbate while waiting for someone

Person A: Hey, When are you coming over?
Person B: In about two hours.
Person A: Ok I will have a masturwait
Person B: ewww, You didn't need to tell me that.
Person A: Meh

by fire eater October 24, 2009

masturslate

When you are wanking to a porn but you slate of the porn at the same time.

Have you see this cheap porno? I am totally going to masturslate it.

by rusty wank stain March 9, 2015

masturhatin'

To walk in on or otherwise prevent another's act of deeding/fingering.

Steve: *jerking off*
Bob: *walks in*
Steve: DUDE! I WAS ****ING JERKING OFF, YOU MIND?! QUIT MASTURHATIN'!

by irool July 9, 2010