Masturtater

(Verb) To take a plain old potato and to bake it to the point where the inside is nice and soft. Once done, the person would place the desired ingredients on it such as sour cream, bacon, cheese, and so on. Once all is prepared, you gather a group of men and have them masturbate and cum into the potato until it is no longer recognizable. The user then proceeds to cut a hole big enough for their dick and fuck the potato, using all the ingredients and cum as lube. Once orgasm is achieved, you proceed to eat the potato.

"Hey, guys. I'm super horny right now, mind if we go get a potato and masturtater a bit?"

by GoreAndSmores May 29, 2016

Masterbaker

Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.

I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?

I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.

'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'

by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018

Masturbater

When you are so good at baiting that you are a master at it, people will call you masterbater, when 2 words are combined - master, bait
And it also means you jerk off and cu

“Yo, look at that sick bait, he must be a masturbater” he must be a drip AMOGUS 😎😎GANgIMG and SUSSY----------
"that Guy must be a god level trickster,jook er , and a weeb" scik!!

by VirginNoHorny-sama 🥵 January 16, 2022

mark masturbater

Someone who can't stop jerkin it anywhere they go. He will jerk it anywhere including school, work, church, or even while taking a shit.

Yo he is a Mark Masturbater I saw him jerkin in church!

by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014

masturbater

Inaccurate spelling of masturbator.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbater from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by dionyziz December 3, 2007

mastermaker

someones who hot and can get any guy she wants, writes sex plates on paper, loves to have fun, life of the party, always dancing on poles. Has sex for long periods of time. loves to fart

That girl daniella is a mastermaker, alright!

by shitfuckfartshit October 2, 2006

furry masturbater

when a man rubs rabbit fur on his dick and gets aroused and then cums

Aw yah i love being a furry masturbater! It feels so good!

by Ryan Ferguson July 20, 2006