The use of mustard or mustard bottles to masturbate. Practiced mostly by men but can be practiced by women.
by P+V=S March 24, 2010
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by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018
Get the Masturbating Man in Pompei mug.The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.
"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."
by Rob. February 2, 2003
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Get the masturbating mug.When a monkey in the forest or at the zoo get's a erection and grabs his penis and starts to jack off like a car piston and starts shooting sperm all over the place, then he goes "HOOO OHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HOO HO HOO!!!!" when the male monkey starts to think oh the female monkeys. and sperm starts to land on you and you child.
Child: mommy, WTF IS THAT BLACK MONKEY DOING?!?
Mom: Don't be racist!!! He's just a masturbating monkey
Doctor: hey Steve, that monkey seems to be masturbating?
Steve: I think he is, we should test his heart rate to make sure it's safe for the masturbating monkey.
Steve: ok... WHAT?! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
Mom: Don't be racist!!! He's just a masturbating monkey
Doctor: hey Steve, that monkey seems to be masturbating?
Steve: I think he is, we should test his heart rate to make sure it's safe for the masturbating monkey.
Steve: ok... WHAT?! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
by theaveragejoe33 October 27, 2010
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