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masturarm

The arm that most men(and some women) have that is bigger than the other due to masturbation
Jack: Did you see Adam's arm, it's fucking huge.
John: Yeah bro, I think it's his masturarm
by MOOOOMOOOOMOOOO March 12, 2011
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Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. You don't get caught but you're still pissed as fuck.
My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a masturage!
by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015
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Masturah

Sweet and lovely girl, down-to-earth and detailed-oriented. She can make decisions without hesitation, she is also efficient at work and plan ahead. She hope to stay focus and be responsible of her own action.
Masturah is a pretty girl
by Naskh November 22, 2021
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mastura

Sweet girl but never completes her homework and had an aversion to completing simple task alone.

She will probably marry Justin Bieber some day, however she spends most of her day in bed so will probably not get the chance
by A.b.c.d.e February 16, 2014
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mascularity

an over-the-top macho attitude that doesn't take itself too seriously, poking fun at manly pursuits in a humorous way

The word is a multiple portmanteau combining masculinity, muscularity and hilarity, coined in the Isaiah Mustafa viral ad campaign for Old Spice, July 12-15 2010.
"Unfortunately most people aren't pain-deflective pillars of strength and wisdom and mascularity."

Like the Man Show, most Super Bowl commercials are exercises in mascularity.
by filidhe July 15, 2010
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mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!
by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
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Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"
by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008
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