masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011

masterbait

A Term used in video games, especially in fps, when you bait someone perfectly(usually using teammates as bait).

Dogs Bolox: you friggin masterbaited.

Torque: lol, 5 kills was worth it.

by Torque! August 5, 2008

stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

masterwait

Beating it off while you are waiting for something.

Damnit! I have 30 minutes to kill, might as well masterwait.

by super jumping sex panther April 16, 2008

Masterbating Monkey

A primate creature who masterbates.

"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.

The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.

by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004

masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Masterbit

The act of dishonestly gaining Fitbit steps by shaking one's arm in an up and down motion.

Wow, he just passed 15,000 steps today. I still consider myself ahead because he got his steps by masterbitting.

by Mac007 March 18, 2014