mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

mastacate

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.

In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!

by ya im jewish October 8, 2005

mastabatorey arthridus

the damage done to the wrist and hands from masterbaiting

Travis could not use his hands anymore do to mastabatorey arthridus .

by ripley 54 February 4, 2010

Mastabaeating

The act of masturbating on bread then spreading it with a knife an eating it.

What are you doing?

I'm Mastabaeating.

What kind of bread are you using?

Wheat so it's healthy.

by Dandren July 21, 2010

msstaja

the baddest bitch from houston texas.

i wanna be like msstaja when i grow up.

by brownmissy November 23, 2023