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The Mashed Potato

A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.
Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?

Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.

Steve: What!? What was it like?

Tom: It was..... incredible.
by Father of God June 30, 2010
mugGet the The Mashed Potatomug.

Mashed potatoes

A Smashing pumpkins box set that was given to Billy Corgan's closest friends. It has 77 unreleased songs; some from the radio, some live, and some just plainly never heard!
Whoa, I am getting the Box set "Mashed Potatoes". I can't wait. I love the smashing pumpkins!!!!! Billy Corgan, YOU ARE MY HEREO!
by Billy Corgan May 5, 2006
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Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.
My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.
by squirrellswin December 13, 2009
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Mash potato

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.
(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato
by anonymous17363 October 30, 2017
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Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.
I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.
by Soft dick May 29, 2019
mugGet the Mash potatoemug.

Mash potato

Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1
I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.
by B shift oxford June 20, 2021
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mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.
anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes
by jeremyspearout January 12, 2007
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