maryland special

The act of fucking your sister and cousin in a threesome.

I had the Maryland Special last night after a long day

by HeyBigBoy February 4, 2015

Maryland turn signal

When you turn your turn signal on when you are already in the process of changing lanes

In high traffic I use the Maryland turn signal when changing lanes so I don't get blocked out

by J.Stizzamos October 1, 2015

Maryland

Literally the only place in the world where people will willingly chug Old Bay

"Oh my gosh, what the hell is he drinking??"

"Um.... Old Bay. We're in Maryland. Duh."

by Politely Vulgar June 6, 2017

Maryland man

A nigga that cap where there from

For example Christian tried to say he was from dc but his mom said he’s from maryland so he was false claiming so that makes him a Maryland man oh and ronda is fat

by L0r Chase March 21, 2020

maryland

an awesome state that isn't too hick-filled, but not all snotty like other states up north.

maryland is the illest state

by Spamee February 3, 2004

Maryland Blowfish

You are tossing someones salad(eating out their asshooooooole) and they fart, thus expanding your cheeks leaving you with that blowfish face!

Glen: "Hey man! I heard that Roger turned Sarah into a maryland blowfish for a hot stinky minute"

Jack: "EW, yo"

by dirtyburgh6 December 10, 2009

Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer

I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.

by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010