Mary Poppins

A rather malicious form of homicide where you stuff a closed umbrella down the victim's throat and open it when it's down there. Rather cruel, but you must give credit for the stylish nature.

Mike shoves an umbrella down Paul's Throat

Mike: Thats for not selling me your Reading Railroad Bitch! You just got a Mary Poppins!

Paul: (Says nothing because he just got Mary Poppins-ed"

by xwasteofdeathx October 9, 2007

The Mary Poppins

The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.

Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’

by SauerCrouse51 July 1, 2020

mary poppins' luggage

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

by Retrovertigod December 16, 2007

Mary Ploppins

When a female performs oral sex on her male partner while she is on the toilet deficating.

Yo man that girl from the bar last night was freaky, I totally got a Mary Ploppins.

"Hey how did last night go?" "Two words bro; Mary Ploppins"

by Doug E. Fresh to Def May 25, 2008

Mary Poppin's purse

A vagina that is so loose it has no end.

Victim: She was so loose it was like fucking Mary poppin's purse

by hyden coombs January 23, 2011

Mary Pat

drinker of vodka, Harp, chardonnay and Cabernet~ in that order. Great mother, good friend, huge heart, dethroned PTA president and daytime drinker.

I had such a great time~ I felt like a Mary Pat!!

by 32779 gimp February 3, 2010

Mary Poppins

At the completion of a blowjob, the recipient takes a spoonful of sugar to mix in with the "jizz" (ejaculate) in the givers oral cavity (mouth) to help the "medicine" go down; typically done to augment the taste.

Hey Bob, Jamarius has given Caitlin so many Mary Poppins that she has now three cavities.

by Ross Procick February 14, 2009