Mary Leamon

The kindest and most caring girl out there. She is always looking out for her friends and wants the best for everyone! She donates millions of dollars to countless charities every year. D1 rower and top Saint Joseph Academy athlete. THE JUICE AIN'T WORTH THE SQUEEZE IF THE JUICE DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!

Person 1: You're so smart, like Mary Leamon!
Person 2: No way! That's the best compliment ever!

by anonymous October 25, 2022

Mary land

I’m right your wrong it’s spelt Mary land

Me - “it’s mary land”
Some dumb fuck named Odin “erm actually it’s spelt Maryland” 🤓🤓🤓

by Bigmamma20202 March 24, 2023

Mary Kay Laterno syndrome

Referring to the infamous teacher who had sex with her 13 year old student. When a hot young teacher who can get any guy basically wants to screw a hot underaged student (like 17-15)

Sally and Jim are in the faculty lounge

Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared

Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!

Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?

Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!

by letstalkandholdhands September 16, 2010

Mary Todd Lincoln

Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.

My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?

by Urban Robb February 12, 2014

mary poppins' luggage

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

by Retrovertigod December 16, 2007

Mary Todd Lincoln

A weird psycho lunatic who's goings to end up in an asylum somewhere starring at a wall trying to nurse a watering can.

I mean do I have to spell it out for you? You're a Mary Todd Lincoln if there ever was one.

by Chad Radwell February 19, 2017

mary's lamb

a vagina, okay?

I stuck my sausage into Mary's lamb and a little kid came 9 months later.

by acur January 24, 2018