by Mysteryman617 March 10, 2018

by K-Feezy fo Sheezy May 4, 2005

Adjective meaning crazy with rage, possessed of blind fury, going "medieval." Also used in sexual situations to describe kinky, rough sex.
Store clerk: "I'm sorry, we don't do exchanges without a reciept."
Customer: "Bitch, I'm about to go Marv Albert on yo' ass!"
Customer: "Bitch, I'm about to go Marv Albert on yo' ass!"
by rancidmonkey May 26, 2003

This is when you're sodomizing your partner during the throes of passion, then bitting them no less than "15" times on their back and or body. Once you get off, you then force them to perform oral sex on you!
by Snoogy Snoogerson November 27, 2010

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.
by Dewey July 31, 2004

Your at a strip club in San Felipe, and somehow you convinced the manager to let you sing Karaoke. You choose Drinking Problem by Midland. While on stage you decide to show your ass a little, to your delight one of the girls walks up to the stage, your shaking you booty in her face when she goes Marv Albert on your ass, drawing blood and leaving teeth marks.
by Jimmieeeeeeee October 3, 2020

Means you are completely confused and show it on your face. Named after the expression used in the Smosh video If Movies Were Real
by Kane Bell July 22, 2010
