Martinia

Martinia is a very unique name .She loves eating chocolate and has big ass . She laugh’s on every joke even if it’s not funny.

You remind me of Martinia.

by Marinamadafaka November 21, 2021

marlicia

Marlicia a goddess and must be treated as such. She’s a bit of an introvert but people love her. Marlicia’s are sweet and sassy but demand respect. If you meet a Marlicia keep her close. Her loyalty and love is unmatched.

Marlicia is so dope.

Get you a Marlicia.

by Badu November 23, 2021

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Morticia

n- kinky vampire chick whos fetish is bloody chocolate and enjoys eating lesbians alive.

Morticia loves to lick bloody chocolate off of lesibans.

by maddie collins January 31, 2007

The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)

Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!

by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019

fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Morticia Joile

Daughter of Jon Voight
Over- rated actress from the 90's who somehow still is talked about
Has maybe 1 or 2 hit films,an Oscar but tons of Razzies-proof of her awful non sequiter acting and lousy taste
Looks like a Goth but is more A whore,More resembles Morticia of the Addam's Family-without the humor
Think's she's the coolest bitch on Earth-but in reality is a trashy,homely adulteress prostitute has-been and CANNOT act for shit

Girl,Lets watch Tomb Raider-Angie,is da bomb!!
Girl #2: Yuck, i hate Morticia Joile and her movies!!!

by sexysady December 19, 2011